Oxymorons and other bad jokes

Priority luggage

priority

Also in this category are ‘legroom’, ‘choice of meals’, ‘free to move about’, ‘catering the plane’, ‘friendly skies’, ‘water landing’, ‘arm [w]rest’…

Nutritional value of water

waternv

Everything but the kitchen sink

This is a corner case.

Ice [cube] maker

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Makes one large cube of ice which cannot be dispensed, much like ‘shitting a brick’.

Kosher

kosher

Water bottle sold in Flint Michigan

Floor Samples

Food does not grow on trees