Carbfest 2016 – אין לחם יאכלו עוגות

A summer in Israel worked wonders for the fat reserves of everyone involved. Unfortunately after being back in the US for two weeks and doing daily workouts, family carb intakes and BMIs were in freefall. Desperate times call for desperate measures so Imma invited her second cousin to an emergency baking marathon. Masters of dough and pastries, together they stocked the dwindled carbohydrates stock like never before. BMIs are expected to begin rising again within a day or two. Worst case they’ll add a bucket of hummus.

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Oxymorons and other bad jokes

Priority luggage

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Also in this category are ‘legroom’, ‘choice of meals’, ‘free to move about’, ‘catering the plane’, ‘friendly skies’, ‘water landing’, ‘arm [w]rest’…

Nutritional value of water

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Everything but the kitchen sink

This is a corner case.

Ice [cube] maker

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Makes one large cube of ice which cannot be dispensed, much like ‘shitting a brick’.

Kosher

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Water bottle sold in Flint Michigan

Floor Samples

Food does not grow on trees

Anomalies of Water אנומליות של מים

Toddlers cannot walk on water…

Baptism by water

Baptism by water does not work for all religions. Grandma saved the girls, washed her shoes and dress while she was at it, and everyone lived to tell about it.

However Jerusalemites can swim, and go into deep water!

Bugrashov to the Marina and Back

While those born and raised in Haifa venture no deeper than their kneecaps.

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Not knowing which is better, their children just pose with the ocean in the background