Or a Hanukkah Miracle…
A summer in Israel worked wonders for the fat reserves of everyone involved. Unfortunately after being back in the US for two weeks and doing daily workouts, family carb intakes and BMIs were in freefall. Desperate times call for desperate measures so Imma invited her second cousin to an emergency baking marathon. Masters of dough and pastries, together they stocked the dwindled carbohydrates stock like never before. BMIs are expected to begin rising again within a day or two. Worst case they’ll add a bucket of hummus.
Also in this category are ‘legroom’, ‘choice of meals’, ‘free to move about’, ‘catering the plane’, ‘friendly skies’, ‘water landing’, ‘arm [w]rest’…
Nutritional value of water
Everything but the kitchen sink
This is a corner case.
Ice [cube] maker
Makes one large cube of ice which cannot be dispensed, much like ‘shitting a brick’.
Water bottle sold in Flint Michigan
Food does not grow on trees
Toddlers cannot walk on water…
Baptism by water does not work for all religions. Grandma saved the girls, washed her shoes and dress while she was at it, and everyone lived to tell about it.