For the Love of Microsoft

“Please listen carefully and type the confirmation ID that the phone gives you:”

When the dog barks, (or if someone knocks, …)
When a bee stings, (or when my iPhone rings, or my timeline pings, …)
When I’m feeling sad,(or bad, mad, glad ’cause there’s a message on my iPad, …)
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t hear so good!!! 

So I switched to a Mac 馃檪